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[Intro]
Shu shuperu
Warri Warri do
Ayaya eyeyeye
Call me koker
Ayaya Baddo, Koker
They don’t know
Kolework omoge kolework
Kolework lawyer mi nipe kolework
[Bridge – Koker]
Shu shuperu
Warri Warri do
Someone cannot play with you
Is dat how you used to do
Do the do Awon eyan scooby doo
You dey here oya work, ah oma work
[Bridge – Olamide]
Shu shuperu
Warri Warri do
Someone cannot play with you
Is dat how you used to do
Okay do the do Awon eyan scooby doo
Oju pupa idi dudu
Oga ju Shade adu
[Chorus]
You want try scam me, Kolewerk
Omoge Kolewerk
ATM password, Kolewerk
Baby yi Kolewerk
5k for handkerchief, Kolewerk
Omoge Kolewerk
She give me contract, Kolewerk
Lawyer mi nipe Kolewerk

[Verse 1 – Koker]
Baddo koker kolewerk
Ela o, oma ti werk
Fuel 145 kolewerk
You want hang out, omoge shoma trek
Mds Nds tell me yes, tell me yes, tell me yes
oh
Coke boy Mr. Do something
Calm down make you hear something
[Verse 2 – Olamide]
I’m internationally known on the
microphone
I don’t really need a wife at home
Please are you bleaching or you want to
tone
Shofe di girlfriend mi or you want to zone
I no get patient, i don’t want the bone
I like brokoto that’s be ticking on it own
The owner they go to palms, you dey go
ozone
Jesus! You’re standing, idi lo’so
Konida fun awon toni ara baba oya
Wo eko wole, ewe lo jade
Ati pa ati kun, awa leyan mayorkun
Ori iyami eleko majeki gbami gbawaku
Tori mo like awon pu… to ba fresh gan
No small bu… afeyi toba fe gan
Just in case of incasity
Ti’n bari pillow pelu pillow case mi
[Hook]
Paskalavista, can I be friends with your
sister
Don’t get it twisted I’m a mister
I’m a young man also a barrister
Paskalavista, can I be friends with your
sister
By the time wey she bring e the list out
I no get choice men me I gat Shout (what!)
[Chorus]
You wan try scam me, Kolewerk. (ah)
Omoge Kolewerk
ATM password, Kolewerk (ah)
Baby yi Kolewerk

5k for handkerchief, Kolewerk (ah)
Omoge Kolewerk
She give me contract, Kolewerk
Lawyer mi nipe Kolewerk
[Verse 3]
Girl can I take you to my room ah
(can I take you to my room ah)
I know you single say we can be a plural
(girl we can be a plural)
Take it back, Kolewerk
Take it front, Kolewerk
Side by side, Kolewerk
All around o’ni Kolewerk
Repeat Hook

Sheila Vogel-Coupe, entertains 10 clients a
week. She is said to be the oldest prostitute
known in the world.





Dressed to impress: The naughty Sheila
wears a mini-shirt and suspenders
According to Mirror Uk, the 85-year-old
grandma cashes in a whopping £250 per
hour with her ashawo business. She was
said to have gone into prostitution about 4
years ago after the death of her second
husband, citing loneliness as the reason for
her new business venture.
With the rate 10 clients per week, Sheila has
surprisingly saved up unimaginable amount
of cash. Speaking about her male clients, she
said: “They see something about me. It is a
nice feeling. I know I am very, very sexy.”

Dressed in a mini-skirt and suspenders
along with black patent heels, the naughty
nan admits that she still gets her kicks out of
her bedroom romps. Explaining why she she
has taken her career in that direction, she
said: “The most important reason is because
I love sex. Even thinking about it makes me
feel better.”


Sheila is the grandmother of former X Factor
contestant Katie Waissel. She candidly Told
Mirror Uk about her bedroom romps and
how her family reacted negatively to it.
When the news broke, they asked Sheila to
give up her new job but she told them she
would carry on regardless. Shelia has
become estranged from her family since
then. Yet, she is solid in her resolve to live
her life how she sees fit, and publicly made a plea seeking understanding and
reconciliation from her loved ones.

Did you ever believe there are people in this
world who are record breaker at having the
biggest penis and largest vagina in the
world?
Well, they actually exist.
World’s Largest Penis (13.5 inches – 34.2
cm)



Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon, an American actor and writer,
has been reported as having the world’s
largest penis. He is said to be 9.5 inches
(24.13 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5
inches (34.29 cm) when erect. *eyes rolling*
The 45-year-old who has written about 13
books gained media attention after
appearing in a 1999 HBO documentary, a
Rolling Stone Magazine article, a
documentary by UK Channel 4 called “The
World’s Biggest Penis,” and The Daily Show.

When Falcn was offered a fantastic career in
the pornography industry, he refused the
offer, saying it would “just be the easy way
out… it’s not going to help my legit acting
career.”
In 2012, he was stopped and frisked by the
TSA at the SF Airport due to the large bulge
in his pants. After passing through a metal
detector and a body scanner, the world’s
largest dick was selected for additional
screening, then finally released. You can
read more about Jonah Falcon here.
World’s Largest Vagina (19 inches – 48.26
cm)
This is said to likely belong to a Scottish
giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888). She is
reported to be a remarkable woman who
set a number of records relating to her bulk.
Born normally sized, she began growing at
surprising rate in childhood, finally reaching
a maximum height of 7′ 8″ at age 19.

Anna Swan Haining Bates
With this, she joined a side-show and went
around the country, where she met and fell
in love with Captain Martin Bates, another
giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They
got married in 1872, making them the tallest
married couple in the world, a record that
still stands today.
The couple settled down into married life,
built a mansion filled with enormous
furniture, including an 11′ by 7′ bed where
they consummated their union. On June 18,
1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in
history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in
length. The baby was said to be so large that
it became tightly wedged in her capacious
tract, only extricated by the use of forceps
and belts.
The child did not survive the rigors of birth,
but a cast was made, still on display at the
Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the
largest part of an infant is the head. The
tyke’s cranium measured about 19 inches
(48.26 cm) in circumference, hence, the
minimum dilation of Swan’s passage would
have been 6 inches, or just over 15 cm.
That’s pretty wide—the normal dilation for
childbirth is 10 cm.
You can read more about her Here.